U.S. Government to change emblem

MD

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U.S. Government to change emblem

#1

06-06-2005, 05:48 PM
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of *****s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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#2

06-06-2005, 08:26 PM

haha, perfect
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DeleteYourself

what fresh hell is this?
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#3

06-06-2005, 09:25 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*phew*

*chuckle*
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cjoe

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#4

06-07-2005, 07:11 AM

how very poingant... is that how you spell poingant?
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