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  • Happy Friday!!

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    Have a great weekend!!!





    Originally posted by Yossarian View Post
    Don't think of the pages as stuck. They're just tightly kerned together.
    Originally posted by Obsidian86 View Post
    It doesn't creep me out. In fact, I recently shaved all my body hair into Batman symbols. When the world floods, and Batman is rescuing people with his Bat Yacht, who do you think he'd rescue first?
    Originally posted by BJMRamage View Post
    chicks
    Originally posted by KitchWitch View Post
    You could think of it like dog training. Always encourage and reward good behavior, completely ignore bad behavior. Negative attention is still attention. Fill your pockets with treats for when they're good clients.
    Originally posted by garricks View Post
    Nickelback's bitch.





    Love ya TA
    Originally posted by PrintDriver View Post
    The toys we got in Cracker Jacks as kids are now considered choking hazards.
    I dunno. We turned out ok. <twitch twitch>
    Originally posted by Virgo Nightingale View Post
    Might as well remain a eunuch. I mean, once you reach that high F, you're just gonna wanna go for the G eventually.

    (Maybe I'm just thinking like a typical soprano! )
    Originally posted by Virgo Nightingale View Post
    Testicles are worth more than double the heart. Hm.
    Originally posted by Yossarian View Post
    Let them have their bacon cake. It would just be a sad mockery of the real thing. Go ahead Cakists. Make your bacon cake. That is, if you can take a break from listening to your Zunes and kissing your sisters.
    Originally posted by Lith View Post
    Jesus. Even I know that you grind your own pepper. And I drink Bud Light. On purpose.
    Originally posted by Bob View Post
    "will rasterise on output"

    I think I want that put on my tombstone.





    Originally posted by LeftBrain Artist
    Its so obvious - it was Chuck Norris. Only he didn't use a gun, he roundhouse kicked the bullets at Kennedy.

    I think he was coerced to do it by the Crab People, who had his mother and father held hostage to be released only if he offed the prez.
    Originally posted by TheBluePanda
    Some say it was Chuck Norris, but I have to disagree. If Chuck Norris did in fact roundhouse kick the bullets at JFK, you would not see the "back and to the left" motion, but rather a scene reminiscent of a nuclear explosion, taking out the entire city.

    The truth is that a Russian Sharpshooter attempted to assasinate Chuck Norris while he was travelling with some nomads in the barren wastelands of Northern China in the year 2039. The bullets bounced off his calf muscles, and the resulting rebound caused the bullets to enter a wormhole, travel back in time, and strike JFK in the head.
    Originally posted by Jason Fraker
    Panda, I think you have finally cracked the case of the century here! I would say to watch your back, but if Chuck decided to pay you back for what you've done today, there would never be a chance for you to protect yourself from his blinding, furious, god-like speed and power. One day someone may see you walking down the sidewalk and then, instantly, there will just be a hole in the ground in the shape of your sprawling body that goes all the way through the earth. Your severed head will fall all the way to the other end of the hole, and begin it's path back up to this end. This motion will continue in a perpetual down and back path, which will start over every year on Chuck's birthday.
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    The new basement bedroom is all done. Now I have to spend this weekend putting together a bed and a couple of dressers. I kinda hope I get hit by a bus or something so I can get out of it

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    • #3
      Kool, you are the cat's... meow.

      Thanks for re-booting the 'franchise' that is QOTW.

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        Congrats on finishing up the basement project, Kool!

        LOL at BJMR's "chicks" reply.

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        • #5
          Yay QOTW is back! Grats on finishing the room, Kool. Hopefully the rest will be easier.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Kool View Post
            The new basement bedroom is all done. Now I have to spend this weekend putting together a bed and a couple of dressers. I kinda hope I get hit by a bus or something so I can get out of it
            Is it IKEA furniture? For some reason I LOVE putting IKEA furniture together. Fly me out to Utah and I'll put it together for ya!!

            Thanks for the quotes Kool! Congrats on getting the basement (mostly) put together.

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            • #7
              Nice job Kool, glad QOTW's back!

              Pending the weather I may start building a smoker this weekend.

              Although I did notice yesterday that both lemonade and vodka were on sale. I may take that as a sign from god that I am supposed to drink.

              Hmmmm.... Cinco de Mayo too.

              Who am I to ignore HIS will?

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              • #8
                Nope Sauder

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                • #9
                  Close.

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                  • #10
                    what a way to catch up...things just don't make as much sense anymore, yet still remain hilarious.

                    Happy Friday all! Thanks for the recap, Kool.

                    Just popping in briefly today...it's been pretty busy here. 5 or 6 mags to put out by the end of the month...

                    Hope you all have a great weekend...don't think I'm up to much. Maybe going to watch my brother and niece play in a paintball tournament tomorrow, but that may be about it....even though they're calling for rain.

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                    • #11
                      Awesome, another Friday.

                      I'm going to see the Avengers movie tomorrow, hopefuly it will be pretty awesome. Even though several reviews say is was a pretty average summer movie.

                      The weirdest thing happened last night. I had a dream my mom died in a car accident, I woke up this morning and was telling my wife about it then realized that yesterday was her Birthday.

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                      • #12
                        That's one helluva way for your subconscious to give you a guilt trip for not wishing her a happy birthday.

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                        • #13
                          Happy Friday everyone... and happy Star Wars day, May-the-4th be with you.

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                          • #14
                            WOOOHHHHH QOTW! QOTW! QOTW!

                            Thanks for bringing it back Kool

                            Enjoy your friday everyone!

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                            • #15
                              Happy Fried-Day all!

                              I promise to look harder for QOTW material to make it easier to put together!

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