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  • I hate cocky @$$holes )

    Also...on whole driving thing...I HATE when someone is driving slow in the FAST lane...you know, the passing lane!! WTF...get over in the right lane ya dumba$$!! GET OVER! So they don't get over...you finally get a break to get into the actual slow lane so you can pass them...they see you trying to pass them...they speed up! GRRR! You FINALLY get to where you can pass them so you can get back into the passing lane, then they get into the slow lane and speed up and pass you and this goes on for what feels like hours.

    People..this is the Interstate, the highway...wherever you are. FK the games and follow the friggin rules! If you are driving below speed limit....and if you are NOT passing someone...GET THE FK OVER IN THE RIGHT LANE!

    Peace ) LOL!

    Wow...thanks thread.....LOL @ D-Frag ;o)

    I blog, you blog, we all blog!

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    • Clients who can't form a complete sentence or expect me to have ESP.

      I was just asked, via email: 'Could you fade our photo's in something like the Motorhome, let me
      know, thanks.' - Client

      Now I don't have a clue what motorhome they are talking about. There was no attachment of any photos. Is this a business card or a magazine or a poster or a tshirt or a billboard? WTF?

      My answer?

      Yes, of course.

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      • You should have asked if she wanted you to take a few pounds off while your at it. LOL!

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        • Haaa! ESP...yes. No no no the client has that all mixed up...its EPS!! We can give you an EPS but we do NOT have fkn ESP!! WHEN are they gonna get it right???

          I blog, you blog, we all blog!

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          • oh benjo, don't joke. i once had an art director take crummy digital photos of himself and his girlfriend, instructed me to make a replica of a famous movie poster (as gak for a tv commercial) then, as he's rushing me bc of deadlines, says: 'can you make me a bit thinner? oh, and make my (double) chin smaller'. it was a fun project, but that was just silly! oh, and all this after he's stolen bits of my lunch - and i can't stop for lunch because of, again, impossible deadlines! HOORAY!!

            greetings, earthlings. take me to your dealer.

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            • I would have fixed his double chin alright, yea that's what I would have done.

              LOL! People must think we all have the Atkins plugin but that's just not a standard feature in PS.

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              • Atkins Plug-in...OMG.... awesome! hahahha!

                I blog, you blog, we all blog!

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                • why, oh WHY can i use actionscripting, but not be able to handle the simplest of html or javascript? anyone?

                  dammit.

                  thanks thread. yeah...thanks for nothin'. this bloody thread's smarter than i am...i can feel it smirking at me....

                  greetings, earthlings. take me to your dealer.

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                  • Oh, it's not the thread smirking...it's the little imp that hides behind your screen, with a million arms that has a pixel on each end, that he uses to create what you see on your monitor.

                    "The function of a warrior is to eliminate an exterior enemy presence. A warrior is an antitoxin, a protector. The warrior does combat where and when necessary and not otherwise. "


                    - Ambrose Hollingworth Redmoon

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                    • Speaking of bilingualism...benjo is right. You want attitude, drive to Quebec City and speak english. Did you know if you tried to set up a store there in english, and have english signs you'd be charged? Did you also know, that such charges is against the Canaidan Bill of Rights? Those *** slurpers get so many breaks it's disgusting. Here in Ontario we have bilingual road signs..in Quebec only french.

                      Stupid English should've kicked them out 200 years ago.

                      "The function of a warrior is to eliminate an exterior enemy presence. A warrior is an antitoxin, a protector. The warrior does combat where and when necessary and not otherwise. "


                      - Ambrose Hollingworth Redmoon

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                      • Didn't they just have a vote and couldn't get enough support to break away?



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                        • Whoa, dewwwd... there are 420 posts in this thread.

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                          • Wow ylaenna, trippy!!! Well my bilingual problem wouldn't be so bad if we didnt have 3000+ illegals a day coming into our state, mix that with the coyotes smuggling rings that are battling down the freeways with there uzi's killing innocent drivers....are we having fun yet?? Its just getting really old here. Thanks again thread....stupid piece of crap.




                            ‘Our great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is privately controlled. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world. No government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of small groups of men.’ - Woodrow Wilson

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                            • I'm not quite sure why all the stuff I buy has spanish on it anyway.
                              I'm Italian.

                              PrintDriver is a large format digital print dude. His advice/opinions may not apply to the 4color/offset/web world of printing

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                              • LMAO @ Print.

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