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    So, what kind of people really jerk your chain? For me, it's rudeness or those people who like to think they're god's gift to the human race. Fundamentalists bother me too; the die-hard type that can't think for themselves, think all the answers to life are written out in "The Book" and they insist you must follow "their way". Also drivers who are in such a hurry to pull in front of you then stop to make a turn a quarter mile away. They need slapped. People who won't clean up after their dogs in public places. People with rotten breath that insist on speaking close to your face. Have a mint for Christ's sake or see a damn dentist and get those gums sandblasted. There's more but it's your turn.

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    People who *always* think they're right and will never admit being wrong.

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      Indian givers.


      ...No, I take that back.

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        funny &#111;ne keyare. very clever.

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        Time has come between us and those we called our own,

        They're names now etched in granite

        And faces in the st&#111;ne

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        • #5
          Tree huggers.

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            Yeah - people who get in your face when they talk, invade my "pers&#111;nal bubble" really get my goat.


            I d&#111;n't mind tree huggers - there are just as many capitalist pigs - there is a balance somewhere. Two opposites either nullify each other or create an enormous explosi&#111;n - I haven't decided which in that case yet.


            Government employees also walk away slowly with my goat. They seem to get gobs and gobs of m&#111;ney and perks for doing sweet fork all. They d&#111;n't actually DO any work, just delegate, and have "meetings"




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            • #7
              Hmmmmmmm........... It would probably be a shorter list if I listed people who don't, but here goes.

              Republicans

              Democrats

              Conservatives

              Liberals

              Anti gun nuts

              Pro gun nuts

              Rosie O Donnell

              Anyone who likes Rush Limbaugh

              People who drive really fast

              People who drive really slow

              People who drive while talking on the phone

              People who drive while putting on make up

              Drunks

              Tea totalers

              People who let their children run wild

              People with great big guts and little tiny shirts

              People with 5 pounds of metal hanging off of every part of their body

              Rosie O Donnell

              People with giant stereos with cars attached to them and believe everyone within 1 mile want to hear their music

              Vegans

              PETA Wackos

              Bigots

              People who design things in MS word

              Lawyers

              People who hate America just because they are jealous

              Celebrities who spout off about whatever their cause is

              And, oh yes Rosie O Donnell

              Post Edited (Kool) : 11/5/2004 1:42:15 AM GMT

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              • #8
                it is thegovernments job to "take simple things and complicate them"

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                • #9
                  Oh yeah, I d&#111;n't like vegetarians that c&#111;nstantly tell you shouldn't eat meat. If you are a vegetarian then I respect that. Just d&#111;n't go around telling other people they should be &#111;ne too.

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                    Jesus freaks who dwell the streets bugging youfor the unlikely &#101;vent of c&#111;nverting you to their relige&#111;n. I have nothing against relige&#111;n but...damn...

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                      In my place it happens a lot .. Many christian schools and father/nuns keep on visiting schools and colleges and must to pray like they do and start giving speech on how christianity is good compared to other religion .. god knows why they want to do that but many times people here get tempted to the concessions they show in education fees for their child if they take up christianity .. i think everyone shud stick to their beliefs and comfort no need to convert to other religion just for other reasons ..

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                    People who drop litter really wind me up. L&#111;nd&#111;n is fast becoming a giant rubbish tip!! <img border="0" src= "smileys/smiley7.gif">

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                      Celebirties that whine and cry about how tough they have it. Puuuhhh--leeeezzzeeee. you get to play prentend or sing s&#111;ngs all day. loads of cash. I just watched the VH1 show "Fabulous Life.." this weekend and &#111;ne was &#111;n Britney Spears and the other was &#111;n J-Hoe. I d&#111;n't want to hear it anymore! when you can rent a $5000/day jet to go get coffee...you have no right to bitch.



                      I'm really getting sick of George Bush Jr as well. As the days go by I am more and more c&#111;nvinced this guy is a mor&#111;n.



                      the Healthcare system in the US! It sucks! This weekend my wife got a little bit of water in her ear from swimming. no big deal but you have to get it out cause it can cause a very painful infecti&#111;n. So we go to a walk-in. they w&#111;n't take her insurance. i LOST it! she is a TEACHER for the STATE OF FLORIDA! the walk in we went to was run by FLORIDA HOSPITAL! HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! but I bet if we were immigrants &#111;n a visa..we would have gotten it taken cared of. Pathetic!

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                        Girls who want to slut around with any man that will have them, then complain that mend&#111;n't respect them.


                        People who are perfectly mentally and physically able to work, butrefuse the opportunity... THEN proceed to try and leech offthe government or the charity ofother people.


                        People who drive with their lights off when it isicky, grey, dark and down pouring rain! Yesterday Iwas driving home in a storm. I had to drivea little under the limit because it was darkand even with my wipers &#111;n as fast as they go I was having some trouble seeing the road clearly with all the rain. You wouldn't believe how many dipsh!ts sped past me with their lights off and going over the speed limit &#111;n a busy freeway.

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                        • #14
                          As you get older, watching your friends die off.

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                            Here's my list of people that I d&#111;n't like. It might be c&#111;nsidered racist, discriminatory or even vindictive, but I belive I have the right to speak my mind, and if you d&#111;n't like it, you can fight me for it.


                            1. I d&#111;n't like illegal immigrants that milk the system for all of it's benefits, and give nothing back.


                            2. I am sick of foreigners that choose to live in my country, yet speak n&#111;ne of it's official languages.


                            3. I am sick of government leaders which follow their own agendas, or do what is necessary to save "face", or allow companies to exploit the human race for the benefit of a few billi&#111;n in their bank accounts.


                            4. I would h&#111;nestly like to legislate the media, so that they could &#111;nly broadcast factual in&#102;ormati&#111;n. Also, the ratio of negative type stories vs positive, would be 20 - 80 percent, instead of all the 95&#037; BS we see now


                            5. Women drivers. Sorry, but I think they are in their own little worlds &#111;n the road, in which no other cars exist.


                            6. Punk-arsed kids. No respect. No fear of c&#111;nsequences. No drive or ambiti&#111;n. Make military service mandatory for 2 years as reservists or nati&#111;nal guard. AND it has to be a combat arm, n&#111;ne of this "driver", or "admin clerk" crap.


                            7. Fat people. Stop eating you fat bastards. Stop wearing anything remotely &#102;orm fitting. Wear a toga or something like that, until you get in shape. You are a waste of resources.


                            8. Stupid people. Likely &#111;n welfare, and are also milking the system. Stop breading. You are weakening the human race.


                            9. North Korea, the middle east, Chechnya, Certain Baltic and Mediteranean States, South and middle Africa. Do every&#111;ne a favor. Point that AK-47 at your own head, and pull the trigger. It &#111;nly takes &#111;ne bullet, and you'll save m&#111;ney.


                            10. All those finicky, artsy-fartsy, elitistcliquish types that forget they are human beings, and place themselves &#111;n pedestals with the gods of olympus. You are still animals. You still have diarhea like the rest of us. Dump your attitudes and do something useful.


                            11. Whoever invented (accidentaly or &#111;n purpose), c&#111;nsumerism. Why do we chase around things we really d&#111;n't need? Our materialist tastes are slowly destroying our planet.


                            12. I hate any&#111;ne that is unable to see a problem from more than their own perspective. You have no functi&#111;n &#111;n this planet, unless you work in an assembly line somewhere. People like this become fanatical, and have little benefits culturally, socially or otherwise.


                            13. Social rejects which lack morality. These are all those people that take the easy road when faced with a choice, or they hang some&#111;ne out to dry, take advantage of some&#111;ne to benefit themselves in an innappropriate fashi&#111;n, etc. etc.



                            If I've missed any&#111;ne, it is because they were already covered in the above posts.

                            - Win or lose, it doesn't matter...but I guarantee, you will respect me tommorow morning.

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