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  • Welcome to the Torture Chamber!!!

    #1
    Welcome to The Torture Chamber....

    Someone pissing you off today? Your boss? co-worker? Classmate? Client?

    Take out your frustration here by giving a detailed example of what you would do to this person.


    Here I go......

    Marketing Coordinator...we'll call her Joan.

    I would tie her up, cut her with little cuts with a razor blade, then throw alcohol on her.
    Then I would throw her in a room full of chinese people and let them talk her ears off.
    Then I would take her stupid posters made in Power Point, blown up to 24"x36" and shove it up her arse then sew her arse together.


    stupid people!


    So...what would you do? Who's next!

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  • #2
    ouch. Having a bad day, huh Tyger? That's a little over the top for me.

    Any troubles I have could be resolved with my trusty bat.

    We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

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    • #3
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      Err....OK then... Note to self - NEVER piss tyger off, and stay well clear of Toronto.

      The difference between a Madman and me is I'm not Mad! - Dali

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      • #4
        LMAO @ red raw!

        We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

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        • #5
          whackyourboss.com kill your boss in 11 wonderful ways



          "OH what a big man you are!...Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it..."

          ~Al Pacino, Glen Gary Glenn Ross

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          • #6
            yes a very bad week! i'm sure i'm not the only one....try it...give it a shot... i feel much better now!

            GDF Contributor

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            • #7
              Hmm....torture, huh? How would I give the fright of his life to mein fuhrer...lemme give it a try....

              'I QUIT!' Hey, this IS fun! [img]/DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

              Patrick Shannon

              'Dear valued customer, go home and die. Signed, your friendly graphic artist.'


              My War With Culture
              Political incorrectness reinvented.

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              • #8
                LMAO @ Patrick! [img]/DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/lol.gif[/img]

                We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

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                • #9
                  Tyger, I am having one of those weeks. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it.

                  Ok, I don't have a boss (that's me, so I'd rather not torture myself) ... but I do have a difficult ex-client that needs some torture.

                  I think I'd like to poop in his coffee. Yup.

                  [img]/DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/bootyshake.gif[/img]

                  That is all for now.

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                  • #10
                    ROFLMAO!!!

                    We are one, our cause us one, and we must help each other if we are to succeed. ~ Frederick Douglass

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                    • #11
                      i have a hate/hate relationship with the head of our animation team so what i want to do is:

                      pluck hairs on his legs one by one

                      slowly

                      This life is a test. It is only a test. Has this been an actual life you'd have received better instructions.

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                      • #12
                        alright, I work at home and watch the droopy drawered teens strut past my house on their way home from school every day and chuck trash in our yard..,.

                        I'd like to...offer them a batch of laxative brownies.
                        take their waistbands and stuff them full of rotten eggs and trash, yank their pants up over the heads and spin them around really fast. and turn on the hose to blast them out of my yard.

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                        • #13
                          See i knew there were more of you! [img]/DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/devil.gif[/img]

                          Patrick- I'd luv to say those words!

                          Drorain- [img]/DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/rofl.gif[/img]

                          EndeavourCreative- first off...ew! [img]/DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/rofl.gif[/img]
                          Well if we ever meet...let's not meet for coffee [img]/DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]...how 'bout a beer? k!

                          UmmYeahOk- I hope he's not Italian! ouch! [img]/DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/devil.gif[/img]

                          BonnieSimz- That's what i'm talking about! Twisted and creative! [img]/DesktopModules/dotNetBB/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]

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