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    I found a revelation at the bottom of a growler of beer this weekend. I was amazed that this had never hit me before, because it is simplicity itself.

    As I was pondering the meaning of life and the room spun around me, I came to a sudden realization... I have discovered the secret to graphic design.

    And because I love and respect all of you so much, I want to share it with you. Here it is:

    Everything in the world is *not* outlined in black strokes.

    I pondered the deep philosophical implications that lie therein. I reflected on the effects this knowledge would have on our world. I grinned triumphantly as the secrets of the universe began to unfold around me. And then...

    I realized that I was out of beer.


  • #2
    mmmm.....
    lol

    I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying....!

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    • #3
      helo His Airness...=)

      yes moreo, lets preach this revelation to the barbaric outside world.
      (honestly,i dont quite understand your theory)

      :heaven is a coconut away:

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      • #4
        plantationfarmer.. hi

        me 2.. I didn't understand the theory. morea!
        can u explain??




        I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying....!

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        • #5
          i did. drink more beer, you'll get it too.

          I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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          • #6
            hehehe..

            I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying....!

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            • #7
              I was wondering when someone was gonna tell me the damn secret. Just needed that special someone to pull the who masked magician gig. Thanks man.



              'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
              - Albert Einstein

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              • #8
                Hmm, has a nice ring to it. Yet, there's something...

                Let me get back to you on this one. Soon!

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                • #9
                  Nice morea!! I totally get the theory and agree with Uncle - that if everyone will drink MORE beer, they too will understand your revalation!

                  Boobie Island or Bust!

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                  • #10
                    Yay! Praise the lord!!!!

                    Let us shake off these black strokes ppl... Amen!



                    http://dabeanz.deviantart.com

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                    • #11
                      Yes. After drinking mass quantities of beer and pondering the theory at hand, I discovered you are correct, morea. Even more enlightening, however, is the epiphany this train of thought carried me to.

                      *Everything in the world is outlined in cyan strokes.*

                      You may need to think about this one. If it doesn't make sense, drink more beer. A highly intoxicated stupor will reveal much.


                      Support Music and Arts Education | www.dafenix.org | 'You have no chance to win.' | GDF Mac Death Squad, Son

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                      • #12
                        mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.....

                        [img]/emoticons/cheers.gif[/img]

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                        • #13
                          So there you have it, folks. The secret to graphic design...
                          is beer.

                          Remember that you heard it here first. Thanks GDF!

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                          • #14
                            BEEEEERRRR GOOOOOOOOOD

                            Boobie Island or Bust!

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                            • #15
                              *Everything in the world is outlined in cyan strokes.*

                              sounds like somekind of zen koan to me. i'll have to meditate on that one for awhile and get back to you, DY

                              Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

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