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  • Buda
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    Welcome Sasa.
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    I agree, the borders are too heavy.

    Don't stretch the text. Use it at 100% scale only.

    Personally, I don't think you need vertical lines at all. Just horizontal rules would...
    Today, 10:12 PM
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    The back and the front look like branding for two completely different businesses.

    What pt size is your contact details? It looks a bit too small from here. I wouldn't go under 8pt. You might...
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    Welcome to GDF ralf

    We ask all new members to read the very important links here and here. These explain the rules and how the forum runs. No, you haven't done anything wrong, we ask every...
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    Why can't I work in this industry?

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    LOL, if you did, I'm sure you can have all the free samples you need.
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    • #3
      oh my! I have to admit, I was nervous to click on that link. Not sure I buy the one with the elephant.
      "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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      • #4
        I love the first one! I'm curious as to whether it was a fortuitous stock photo or had to be staged or photomanipulated.

        They reminded me of the Philips Bodygroom razor advert "Now you can shave wherever you want". Seems there is a trend for finding clever ways to bring x-rated concept advertising into the mainstream.

        at best my spelling *and grammar* is crap and at worst it are be carp

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        • #5
          Eww I didn't get the first one at all. Then I read your post Frankster so I revisited - racking my brain for something to get. Now I see it....ewwww....
          It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" Winnie the Pooh

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          • #6
            Ewww, I get it now too.

            The rope and needle one cracked me up.
            "Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!" - Ricky Ricardo

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            • #7
              Heh, those were pretty good.
              "I can't find the roman numerals in the Glyphs palette." - Classmate
              The statement that made Typography class an instant classic.

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              • #8
                Hahaha that first one didn't sink in until I closed the window, that's pretty funny and gross at the same time

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                • #9
                  These ads are funny stuff.
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                  • #10
                    The first one is amazing for it's ability to turn a 'conventional' and totally 'neutral' tranquil shot into something, well-- definitely NOT neutral with the mere trigger of a small two word product description.

                    Course, if it was my ad, I would have looked for a wharf with bollards at least half as wide. I think to ask the reader to make the conclusion they are asking them to make with the diameter of the ones in the shot is really, (ahem) stretching the whole believability too much.

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                    • #11
                      Yea, that first one threw me off too for a good minute. Good ads.

                      I'm half asleep and didn't skim nearly as well as I should've, was there any mention of the ad firm behind it? ...heheh, behind.



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                      • #12
                        those are great! Love the rope one
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