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    http://www.pantone.com/products/prod...ype_Products=0

  • #2
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! my birthday is in may, people! MAY

    me likey.

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    • #3
      sweet! I want one!
      "It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot

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      • #4
        Do they do something similar for detecting liars and idiots?

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        • #5
          liars might be useful, but i can pretty much spot an idiot at 50 paces anyways.

          [glares]

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          • #6
            Hey wonder if you could use it to check out your tan. "My my, you're looking particularly pantone 160 today, did yo go to hawaii or something?"
            or, "Hey You graphic designer you, you're registering as Pantone 614, time to get off the computer and get outside!"

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            • #7
              LOl "idiots at 50 paces", all they have to is open their mouths and speak, generally within 5 minutes i can spot a liar and/or/both a idiot
              Allen Harkleroad
              Father of Graphic Design Forum


              "Bored? Who has time to be bored?"

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              • #8
                i like it, key!

                "hey bob - check and see if the turkey's done!"

                "how do i know when it's done, dear?"

                "check it against the swatches!"

                "yes, dear..."

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                • #9
                  Uncle ... you sure you can count 50 paces when you're in the pub? lol

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ulysses
                    Do they do something similar for detecting liars and idiots?
                    Kinda - I just saw this on the national geographic channel

                    http://www.eetimes.com/story/OEG20040116S0050

                    One of our government agencies just tested it with %100 accuracy.....
                    Some advice is profound, some is clever. The above post is a good example of both.
                    http://www.pedrospracticaljokes.blogspot.com/

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                    • #11
                      lol@ulysses lol'ing@himself

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                      • #12
                        pfft!

                        "the V software measures voice for a variety of parameters including deception, excitement, stress, mental effort, concentration, hesitation, anger, love and lust."

                        good thing nobody is ever excited, stressed, using mental effort, concentrating or getting angry AT THE AIRPORT. sheesh - never travelled with any of my family then, i guess.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by uncle carbunkle
                          pfft!
                          concentrating or getting angry AT THE AIRPORT. sheesh - never travelled with any of my family then, i guess.
                          besides what could possibly be more nerve racking than big brother walking around the airport in suits and sunglasses and asking people if they are terrorists?
                          Those guys from The Matrix were friendly weren't they?
                          Some advice is profound, some is clever. The above post is a good example of both.
                          http://www.pedrospracticaljokes.blogspot.com/

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                          • #14
                            I had one of these things for about a month, I thought I needed it and it came in a package with my new pantone books at work. Then I never EVER used it and sold it on ebay before it lost value.

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                            • #15
                              word.

                              <unc high fives md>

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