You need alternates: http://www.bancomicsans.com/fonts.html.
Comic sans isn't a font, therefore it isn't an option. Obesebee your design license is revoked, and you must apply for a new one, which takes about a month. It still has to go in front of a hearing board, ahem me. I'll need to see some commitment to change and right your wrong.
I suppose you could give friends and family discounts. But when a friend is so naive as to think you can just whip out ten hours worth of work in 30 minutes or thinks so little of your time that he or...