I'm going to be blunt because it won't do you any good if I sugar-coat the truth. I'm not in a position to hire anyone, so you can take my opinions for what they're worth, but my initial impression of...
Flying rats. They ruin the back yard tomato and pepper crops here.
This post is brought to you by the letter E and the number 9. Those are the buttons I push to get a Twix out of the candy machine.
"I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process."