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    #1
    Thats right when I read this:

    QuarkXPress 6.5 is coming soon with a font of new features

    QuarkXPress® 6 software brought projects and layers, synchronized text, multiple undo, tables, and more. QuarkXPress 6.5 augments some of these features and provides even more enhancements that help you increase productivity, save time, and take advantage of the newest technologies. Here is a preview of what you will be able to do with QuarkXPress 6.5:

    Expand your Linotype library: For a limited time, registered QuarkXPress 6.5 users will be eligible for a credit that can be used to download fonts valued at over $1,000 from the Linotype-Quark FontStore.

    Do more: Manipulate images right in QuarkXPress 6.5 with powerful QuarkVista™ XTensions® software — and forget about expensive image editing software.

    Make it easier: These enhancements make life easier for everyone:
    Import PSD files using PSD Import XTensions software.

    Place guides on master page pasteboards.

    Group, rotate, and autogrow tables.

    Set custom bleeds.

    Simplify IT management with support for Citrix servers and run the application off a server instead of an individual user’s computer.

    And much more!

    -----------------------Me talking again-------------------------\\

    Now $1,000 dollars worth of fonts, holy crap man. I feel like, like my long lost love finally is taking me back. I mean look at her effort to keep me.

    *pauses to regain composure*

    God I missed you.

    *emotionally hugs Quark Box*

    Guys give me a minute I need some time along with my, um, Quark program.


    Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

    Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

  • #2
    Too little, too late, I say...

    LMAO!


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    • #3
      egggsactly!!


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      • #4
        DeleteYourself your just jealous. I can see right through you like if I was Stevey Wonder... waite a minute that, that does really make sense.

        *scratches head in an attempt to allocate wit*


        Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

        Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

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        • #5
          LOL@Benjo

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          • #6
            Oh geez. It was bad enough getting images to print out of Quark when they were done in a respectable raster program. Now I gotta deal with noob programmer crap from Quack again? oooooooh can't wait.
            Quark should just bag it.
            Fix what's broke before adding more broken things to fix.
            Fonts or no fonts.
            Have you checked to see what ones they'll allow you to buy?
            And exactly how much is this little upgrade gonna set you back Benjo?

            Oh wait, and after you pay for 6.5 there is news on the wires that v7 will be out 2nd quarter 2005. Get out that debit card (one letter away from debt).

            PrintDriver is a large format digital print dude. His advice/opinions may not apply to the 4color/offset/web world of printing

            Post Edited (PrintDriver) : 10/14/2004 12:34:56 AM GMT

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            • #7


              Don't do it benjo! Must........resist......LOL

              Boobie Island or Bust!

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              • #8
                It's a free upgrade, FREE!!!

                I want 1,000 fonts man, you can't stop me, I am MADDDDDDD!!!


                Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

                Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

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                • #9
                  Quarks eats poo.

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                  • #10
                    ^^ what case said! ^^

                    Use the force benjo.....don't join the dark side!!! lol

                    Boobie Island or Bust!

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                    • #11
                      Ah hell, now I'm with Benjo. I'll take the free upgrade and a bunch of fonts please. Since I already have V6 anyway. Can always use fonts.
                      I'm still trying to figure out though if only a certain few of the Registered users get this deal, like the first 1000 that sign up. It seems very strangely worded. What does 'for a limited time' mean???

                      PrintDriver is a large format digital print dude. His advice/opinions may not apply to the 4color/offset/web world of printing

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                      • #12
                        YEAH...Why don't haven't I gotten info about the free upgrade??? (
                        We bought 6 liscences to v6 so we should have something about it damnit! LOL

                        Boobie Island or Bust!

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                        • #13
                          no desire.. you lost me quark, now your that ex girlfriend I have no desire to see anymore cause you were a bitch to begin with.

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