"How does Santa get in if you don't have a chimney?"
"Is there real reindeer?"
"How do the reindeer fly if they don't have wings?"
"But magic isn't real. Is Santa the only kind of magic that is real?"
"How does Santa not break the roof when he lands on it?"
"Can we leave some cookies for Mrs. Claus? We should leave a note on the cookies that tells Santa to not eat them all and to take some back to Mrs. Claus."
"Was Santa ever a baby? I think he must have been a baby because he would have to be a baby first."
"Can Santa Claus never die? There has been Christmas for a long time so I think he can never die."
That was just yesterday afternoon.