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Old 08-14-2009, 03:28 PM   #1
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Talking I almost didn't remember it was Friday!!

All you, Interested in various people riding unicorns, Arguing about sequential number dates, Meteor watching, Ogling naked airline staff, Wearing pantone stuff, Crocheting food, Stuck in 4th gear, Plagued by moldy muffins, Graphic designers!!!

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You need to make Coconut Ninjas! They have no bugs so they are safe... except for the Ninja part but don't worry you won't even know what has happened until it's already done.
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I think that what Mo was thinking is that we were going to mount framed photos of Shatner, signed of course, to the gallery wall on the top of the mountain. You know, photo mountin' it's the new trendy sport!

What would the Frood Dude have to say about that?
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Actually, that teen pregnancy one isn't true. I've gotten more teenagers pregnant after turning 25 than I ever did before. Nice to drop the ball, Colorado...AGAIN.
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This will be perfect for preparing a Lunchable.
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I don't think you really want to see the unicorn manual anyway, Bladez. I stumbled across a copy by accident once. The first page has this big warning that reading further will magically transform you into the kind of person capable of honestly delivering the following phrase. (I warn you, it's pretty awful, so if you've just eaten or have a weak stomach, read at your own risk.)

Ok, here's the phrase. "Oh, it's got Richard Gere in it? I'll bet it's good!"

Needless to say, I didn't read any further. Not that I could have at any rate. My survival instinct kicked into overdrive and gave me a case of temporary hysterical blindness as an added measure of protection.
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Woo Hoo!!! I suck today!!!!
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jeesh, i'm outraged. don't these people know it's not professional to use terms like "Photoshopped"
i do think they did quite a nice job enhancing the image using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
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Hmm..."I just look at the Playboy mag to try to find the retouching"...
Yeah, that might just fly. No one believes it when I say I'm reading the articles.
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I leave for a few minutes and PD starts touching his bass


... err re-touching
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I think you should pee on this thread too Garricks!




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I had a bull mastif give me her phone number once (what a bitch!).

And then there was the time I was invited to ride my wife's friend's donkey. Nice lady--not too bright, but lovely person and the donkey? Incredibly smart, and a real joy to ride.

See, she may have not have had a lot on top, but my...
what an ass.
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Ooo! I want arousal in a can!!
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What a coincidence! "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" is my favorite song. When I perform it at my local karaoke emporium, my singing elicits cries of "Stop! I can't take anymore" and "Please get off the stage." My interpretation of this heartfelt love ballad clearly overwhelms the audience with emotion. Perhaps they become tormented by memories of love affairs gone sour.
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:32 PM   #2
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Happy Friday Football Feast as Madden 10 comes out and the Vikes play their first preseason game.
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:34 PM   #3
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Happy Friday!
I am not so patiently waiting for a tech to come out to fix our internet and email at the office (I am currently hijacking some wireless from our neighbour...don't worry they know about it). We have not been productive at my office since Wednesday morning... and we all took yesterday off cause what was the point. I just can't believe how slow the tech is on this...
Anyhow, so I'm glad it's Friday cause hopefully this will all be fixed and next week can be a more normal and productive week!

And I can't believe I made QOTW for two in a row! neat! thanks guys.
I love the quotes Kool, thank you, as always they are awesome.
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:36 PM   #4
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hip hip horrey it's friday
my weekend will be spent catching up after not having a computer for a week has really put me behind. i'm working on tuesdays schedule today.
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:36 PM   #5
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Awesome quotes as usual! Happy Friday all!
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:40 PM   #6
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Woot for Friday!! Thanks for the quotes as always Kool. I was gonna send suggestions but I blanked this week.

Today me and the hubby are planning on using some of the gift certificates we got from our parents for our first anniversary (can you freakin' believe it's been a year? ) and going to the movies to see District 9 and having dinner at the Outback. Woo hoo for steak and segregated aliens!
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:41 PM   #7
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Thanks, Kool! Have a great weekend, everyone!
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:46 PM   #8
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Happy Friday Kids!!

Thanks for the quotes Kool. As usual, you did a bang up job *LOL*

Yoss....I've had an upset stomach all week because of your post. It only just now clicked as to why

Wow Virgo, a year already??? Geeze. Where does the time go? Well, Congrats to you both

Audentia and I are hopefully going to the zoo tomorrow, rain or shine...and from the sounds of it, it's gonna be rain. This month has sucked! been cold and wet pretty much all month! Here it is, middle of August, and when I step outside, I can see my breath. Stupid Smarch Weather! But hopefully we get to see the Koalas tomorrow
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Old 08-14-2009, 04:05 PM   #9
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District 9 and having dinner at the Outback. Woo hoo for steak and segregated aliens!
Still keeping the romance alive, I see.

Have a great weekend every one - I am spending the weekend building an extension and being tormented by a dog and twin boys all vying for my attention.
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Old 08-14-2009, 04:07 PM   #10
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lol good one mynock it's friday, it's sunny, and its gonna be a nice weekend! great quotes as always mr kool! i've got rehearsal tonight, show tomorrow then chillin on my buddies boat (I'M ON A BOAT!!!!) and sunday is the chill out day. hope everyone has a great weekend!!!! make em' count it already mid august
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