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Old 10-09-2009, 01:13 PM   #1
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Talking Can't think of a witty title Friday!!

All you, Dexterized, Scoring Alienware at the pawnshop, Shagged by a parrot, Butt smoking, Harvest Mooning, Finding Boobie Island, Red removing, Flourish hating, Not liking the googe street, Avatar stealing, Graphic designers!!!

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He just shows up with his stately victorian gentleman features, lures you into a false sense of safety and then Bam! Now you're getting shagged by a rare parrot. I see it happen all the time. These birds are deviant to their core.
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I've seen whole shoulders with the skin on, but I've never seen a butt with skin. Well--I have, but that's a butt of a different mammal...
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Wow... its' rare that I would crave meat at 9am.. but Typ you've done it.
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Post office box
New phone line
Domain name registration
Web hosting
Business cards
Marketing
Directory listings
A poster of a cat that says "hang in there"
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It was the Chinese Moon Festival. I had a big feast with my family and we ate moon cake.
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*pulls his pants up*

Oh, you were talking about the actual moon...
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I'll be putting on my creepy Giraffe mask and wandering around downtown.
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Glad I'm not that poor bastard!
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I give it a big old 'meh'. Not enough resolution to really do anything with or be concerned about, IMO. It's really no different than anything any person could do/see walking down the street with or without a camera.

Then again, I work for a spy satellite company
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I hope this avatar selling business takes off, otherwise I'm going to have to fall back on my mixtape gig.



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That's where you're wrong Morea, I changed it by 20% on the layer below the visible layer. Duh. Any reasonable court of law prone to bribery would clearly see that I didn't do anything to violate copyright.

And a herd of mimes? Don't you mean a conversation of mimes, or is it a beret of mimes? Either way, I'm not scared of your freaky mute little french hat wearing albinos. I've handled way worse than a bunch of filthy mimes.
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ooh, fun. At team meetings I tend to stand up and do my impression of "samurai disemboweling himself".
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I think a money making venture would be to create light up breasts implants. Then it would be like glow in the dark boobs. Picture like when you put a flashlight behind your finger or your ear and it turns red. I would never get them, myself, but I think there would be a huge market for them!
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:18 PM   #2
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It's pay day, jean day, Friday here... Hope everyone else's Friday is just as kicking and continues into the weekend!
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:21 PM   #3
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Happy Friday everyone! The weather here is gray and humid, but I'm hoping it'll get nicer this weekend. Great quotes, Kool! Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:22 PM   #4
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Heheh, that parrot still makes me laugh. Happy Friday GDF!
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:56 PM   #5
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LOL at Yoss, man, I must have bailed out before I saw you with my updated av. I don't think MD will be too happy about it though. Since he owns the crown.
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Oh, and I LOLed about Cornfed's glow in the dark boobs idea. But you know, I think she's on to something.
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:10 PM   #7
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These quotes fill me with glee! So does the weekend. Have a good one, y'all!
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:27 PM   #8
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Great quotes Kool!

Yoss you're freaking me out, I keep seeing your avatar thinking when did Craig get a crown? Then I see Craig's avatar and think, oh wait, he doesn't have a crown, and then I see yours again, and I think oh wait he does have a crown, wtf, Craig is messing with my brain!! And then I read your name, and realize nooooo Yoss is messing with my mind! Apparently I don't read if there is a picture.

Happy Friday! Canadian Thanksgiving weekend here, so I'll have lots of yummy food, and will attempt to bring 4 unruly kids to a parade, and maybe do some apple picking. Whoohoo!!
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:36 PM   #9
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Oh, I'm not worried about MD. This is my own photo of a crown. I've got like 30 different crowns stored in my basement.

Sorry about the confusion, muse. Would you care to buy this avatar? Then it would be off the market and you wouldn't have to be freaked out any more.
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Happy Friday Kids and Kidettes! It's a coooold on here!!! I finally had to break out the winter jacket and gloves this morning Thankfully, Audentia and I have nothing going on tonight so we get to stay home and stay warm! Then the craziness begins! Tomorrow we're meeting a friend from Regina for lunch while she's in town, then it's Thanksgiving dinner at my dads. Sunday is Thanksgiving dinner at my mom, then Monday we're doing breakfast with Audentias parents (they're gone for the weekend) and her brother....so much family! AHHHH! It's gonna be busy! (oh yea, and cold!)

Hope the rest of you have a fantastic and warm weekend! Stay safe out there kids!

Kool, great collection today! And I love your witty title hahahah.
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