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Old 11-06-2009, 04:00 PM   #1
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Talking Happy Friday!!

Happy Friday Everyone
Have a great weekend!!!





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Thanks for your input everyone. I really appreciate it.

So my selection process will now be:

1. Make sure they're not a serial killer or from an IT department.
2. Ask them if they can hand code.
3. Get a few knowledgeable people to check out their coding.
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You are soooo close!! Can you smell the green? Can you smell it?
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Do you have a light emitting Mangina too?
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I eat the neighborhood children.
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I'm seeing connections here.

Why do you burn witches? Because they're made of wood. So if Audentia weighs the same as a duck then she's made of wood. And now with the emergence of duck-shaped unicorns... looks like a perfect recipe for burning.
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In order for this to work properly, the engineers will have to figure out a way for the car to freeze mid-air, and have Waylon Jennings's voice over a PA muse (with cornpone wit) about the situation of those Duke boys. Then 2 minutes of commercials, and then the car unfreezes and lands safetly.

I am sure there is a way to do that.
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Meh. It can't tell me the odds that a loose shoestring of mine will get entangled in an escalator while I'm humming the opening credits of baywatch. How useless.
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I don't think we require any further proof that we Brits celebrate the weirdest shit. Hooray for hanging, disembowelling and cutting up five hundred year old catholic terrorists. How can we celebrate appropriately? I know, let's eat toffee apples and get the children to make an effigy of one of them, that we can then burn on a giant pyre. Then let's get trapped on a hurl inducing fairground ride for nearly 30 minutes while the people running it go off to see the firework display, so that for the rest of our lives we have to drop to the floor in a foetal position with our eyes shut and our hands over our ears if we hear fairground music or see candy floss. Yeah, let's do that! C'mon!
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I fart in the general direction of your slanket or snuggie! I"ve got THIS!

http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/
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A staff member was in the kitchen looking for a specific magazine when he realised it must be in the mens toilets. I told him not to bring it back to the pile of mags on the lunch table but he said that all the magazines that were on the table had been in the toilet at some stage.

Yes, I flick through those magazines while eating my lunch. Every day.





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Is a sorrow more or less than a bag? I mean if I've got a face like a sorrow of hammers am I doing better than someone with a face like a bag of hammers?
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Yeah, I keep trying to quit. My butt hurts from falling off the wagon.

I love white cotton socks. They make my feet smile.
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So if white cotton socks make your feet smile, and black cotton socks make you tough, do gray cotton socks make you apathetic? Or just passive aggressive?
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they make you emo
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:06 PM   #2
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I may now begin my workday. Much to the delight of my boss, even though he's out of the office and attending the Yankee's parade in the city.

Thanks for the quoteage Kool! I loved Frankster's take on Brit holidays.

Everyone have a fantastic Friday!
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:11 PM   #3
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Great quotes this week and I really liked the classics as well!

I may or may not be working this weekend... so that will really make or break it I suppose. lol. Hopefully only working one day for a bit or something so I can do stuff... like sleep.

Hope you all have a great Friday and weekend!
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:14 PM   #4
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I am off for the week - have fun everyone
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:14 PM   #5
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Finally - I've been waiting since 8 this morning for this - it's now 16:20 hrs.

My Friday is complete.

Cool quotes and happy rainbow Friday to everyone.
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:25 PM   #6
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LOL! I love Frankster's Guy Fawkes quote. Nice.
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:25 PM   #7
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great quotes as always kool!

friday!!! plan on doing some yard work this weekend since its the first weekend in a month that isn't supposed to rain!! other than that my buddies are coming by to finish recording a track and possibly start on a new one. hope every has a great weekend!!
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:32 PM   #8
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Yay for friday!!!
Yay for Awesome Quotes!!!
Yay for my first Classic Quote....wait...does that make me old? Or just seasoned?

Hope everyone has a great weekend. Not much going on here in Calgary this weekend. Saturday is one of my best friends birthdays, so we'll be doing some drinking, then playing some pool. Shouldn't be to crazy
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Ah, the Day of Fri. And the only work in front of me is purely creative. I can put my feet up, lean back in my chair, and daydream of the ad I'm going to create!

Have an adventuresome weekend, GDF!
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Saturday is one of my best friends birthdays, so we'll be doing some drinking, then playing some pool. Shouldn't be to crazy
Can I hold you to that?

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