James, if you would like critique on your ad then go ahead and post a jpg in the crit pit section. You can't advertise your services here.
"My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."