Happy Friday!!!

[Kool]

Have a great weekend everybody!

Originally Posted by Huey

the word 'weeney' or 'weenie' isn't used here at all. Weenie is a USA thing. If I named it HughSweeney I swear, not a soul in the whole of Ireland would spot it!

Originally Posted by Broacher

Now really, it can't be that small.

And I don't know about the rest of you folks, but there's just something about this explanation, especially from a guy who has the words 'junior member' under his name that makes me suspicious.

Originally Posted by Red Kittie Kat

lmao Ang ... you gotta watch out for those Oreo's ... they are tricky little characters

Especially when you are on a diet ... they are like the Ninja's of the Cookie world .. they will jump right in your mouth and you will have chewed and swallowed them before you even realize it...... and then you won't have any recollection as to how they got in your mouth in the first place

Originally Posted by morea

I was wondering if the message might be misinterpreted as encouraging the hungry to rise up against their oppressors; to cast off the shackles of social propriety and to storm the food bank armed with plastic cutlery. But then, I have been taking an awful lot of sudafed this week.

Originally Posted by PrintDriver

I charge 12lbs of bacon per idea. How many would you like to buy?

Originally Posted by The Artist

She meowed? Wow that's a new one lol!

I had a friend Yodel at me once? He was in the tent with his girlfriend and I was in the tent with mine and we had a friendly competition and he Yodeled... He threw me a curve ball and it completely threw me off my game...

Originally Posted by Red Kittie Kat

Oh there were some that as I said .. I can't really put in print

Originally Posted by garricks

...because it involves John Stamos, and Kittie screaming "Uncle Jessie! Uncle Jessie!"

Originally Posted by Obsidian86

He will regret the day he began his crime fighting career, when I, the first super-villan hits the streets. I've already started planning my take-over.



Please don't tell anyone though, I don't want to get fired from my job for being evil.

Originally Posted by nacolwhite

I am satisfied with garrics........................

Originally Posted by Obsidian86

Chainsaw ThunderdragonBlade Emporium of extrordinary design and visual creations

CTEOEDAVC for short

Originally Posted by Lithonate

ish.

Normally I wouldn't make fun of a 15 or whatever year old but he's Canadian and thanks to the metric system I think that makes him like 30 in real years.

Originally Posted by doctorsax13

I dunno, this isn't much worse than the way people normally think of business names.

"How about ... something with Solutions in it!"
"I like solutions! Now ... how about a superlative!"
"Good call -- now let's make it ... EFFICIENT."
"Super Solutions Express?"
"Naw man, make it more uhhh extreme."
"Super Solutions Xpress!"
"You got it dude. Let's slap that shiz on a 4'x10' and we're like effing rich already."

Originally Posted by Ben Kessler

When I was in elementary school, I figured out how to play the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song on the recorder. I thought it would make me the most popular boy in school. Instead, it intensified my isolation.

Originally Posted by seamas

The first one I remember well, it is called "Fried Green Tomatoes". Great movie. It starred Jessica Tandy, Walter Mathau, Kermit the Frog and Lemmy from Motorhead.

The second one is called "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls", screenplay by none other than Roger Ebert. It stars Dolly Reed, Cynthia Meyers, Captain Kangaroo, and William Shatner. The best part is where the mock turtle and Dracula go disco dancing on Gilligan's Island..

[morea]

happy friday everybody! It's been a roller coaster week for sure, and the weekend's a welcome sight.

Great quotes this week - thanks Kool, and thanks to all you crazy people who make the QsOTW possible.

Have a lovely, everypeople.

[Craig B]

I'm ready for this week to end … thanks for the great QOTW as always Kool.

[hank_scorpio]

Happy Friday ya'll.

Thanks for the quotes Kool

And I'm off out this weekend for a craptacular chinese dinner at a restaurant I hate! But I have to go because... I don't know why I have to go? I am just going? But it will be followed up with plenty of beer and laughs. So it's not all bad.

Have a good one folks.

[The Artist]

Ah best part of the week

Thanks for the quotes Kool!

Hope you all have a super-sweet weekend!

[Audentia]

Thanks Kool!

It's blowing snow and freezing cold here. I'm ready to just be at home watching movies with Bladez. So ready.
It's been a weird week, some parts of it felt really slow, others really fast. (like a good night with a partner)

Hope everyone has a great weekend. I'm gonna try to make Canelloni with deer meat tomorrow night... should be interesting.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Happy Friday Everyone!!!!!

What a great collection Kool ... I love Friday's for just this reason

The classics always kill me

I have no plans this weekend ... just hoping we don't get another blizzard

[Lith]

Happy Friday everyone. That seamas one is great. After looking at that thread I remember the first one the OP was talking about. Not sure what it was though.
Funeral, a wake really, for one of my buddies tomorrow at the bar. Then probably an ill hangover Sunday. Now that football is dead to me maybe I'll just sleep all day.

[Obsidian86]

I am going to spend this weekend doing scientific experiments with slide rulers and beakers and stuff, trying to figure out something that has been bothering me for quite some time now. Why is it that giants in movies (and what I can only conclude to also be real life) Always move like they are in slow motion.

Maybe its just a perspective thing, they are at normal speed to themselves, and we are really fast, like a bunch of scurrying fire ants. Lets say I'm tapping my foot, I tape once each quarter of a second, if I giant was tapping his foot, it would seem like 3 seconds between each tap. If they were also counting in seconds, would it be 3 seconds to them or a quarter of a second. Which would mean our feet tapping occurs at a quarter of a quarter of a second.

Anyways, have a great weekend. I know I will.

[Audentia]

Originally Posted by Lithonate

Funeral, a wake really, for one of my buddies tomorrow at the bar. Then probably an ill hangover Sunday. Now that football is dead to me maybe I'll just sleep all day.

Sorry to hear about your friend Lithonate.

Whose your football team?
And come on there has to be someone else to cheer for right?
I mean I spent all season pretending my Cowboys just didn't exist and cheering for everyone that was playing against the Mannings.