Happy 264th day of the year Friday!

[Kool]

All you, Wishing you had stolen the Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve, Thinking that maybe Apple has finally crossed the line from awesome company to just another evil corporation, Talking like pirates, Smoking up that new smoker, Cream filled donut eating, Graphic Designers!!

Have a great weekend!!!

Originally Posted by Lith

All of those super large world record breaking foods look pretty nasty to me. I'm absolutely not interested in eating part of a sundae that took you 4 hours to prepare in the bed of a dump truck in some mall parking lot thankyouverymuch. Makes me wonder if there's a record for the most people to receive food poisoning at one time.

Originally Posted by goldjacket

Stephen Hawking I can see. But Drake? I always picture him singing in Brush Script, or some terrible free font.

Originally Posted by Typically

yes, yes, that's why i have red eyes

some of the women in my office wear stuff that smells like candy. not all that bad, but they douse themselves in it, and it make me hungry, but not for them

Originally Posted by kemingMatters

Ron Paul, Y U NO kern that stencil font?

Originally Posted by VixensDemon

As for the disease itself...... Well I suppose its an extra surprise to those that critic rape me when I don't have my heavy .... sweater on

Originally Posted by Brie

The upside down heart looks like a butt. and it is pooping out little hearts.

Originally Posted by KitchWitch

I don't think ladies get moobs. If they're in front on a woman, they're just boobs. Back boobs... now that's a different skeeve.

Originally Posted by Virgo Nightingale

Aw, that's really sweet!

I mean, them words be sweeter than rum fresh from t' bunghole!

Originally Posted by PanToshi

The tourists never see NYC anyways, Virgo. They go to Times Square, they go to Ground Zero, and they go to Olive Garden.

Originally Posted by Lith

We get a bunch of Californians who come here to see the west, apparently geography is not their strong suit.

Originally Posted by Typically

there is no grey area when it comes to 1 color logos.

Originally Posted by mac.FINN

Yes, Morea's post count frightens me. Such a large number of anything can't be good for the stability of the cosmos. I'm certain that one day her post count will get so large that the universe won't be unable to expand at a rate fast enough to accomodate it, and will just implode in an anticlimax FOOP!

Thanks a lot Mo.

Originally Posted by Satchel

Man, if I had a dollar for every time I said, eh... good enough! I'd probably have quite a few dollars. I am an in-house designer and I have the syndrome! I also use close enough a lot... like it's 4:09 - close enough to 4:30, I'm outta here!!!

Originally Posted by mac.FINN

I always pee on earth... doesn't everyone? Except for astronauts I guess. It'd be pretty ridiculous to except us to pee anywhere else.

Extra Bonus "Smell the Stripper" Quotes

Originally Posted by Lith

Girl I've sort of been seeing smells like a stripper. Cotton candy body lotion or something. I can't say I'm hating it...

Originally Posted by Buda

I've never had the pleasure to sniff a stripper. I live a sheltered life.

Originally Posted by Virgo Nightingale

Can't say I've ever smelled a stripper.

Originally Posted by Red Kittie Kat

I've never smelled one either ...

Originally Posted by KitchWitch

I've smelled a stripper. She smelled like tanning lotion and old dollars.

Originally Posted by Lith

The ones around here smell like cotton candy. All of them

Originally Posted by VixensDemon

To smell strippers that smell like cotton candy? Mmmm cotton candy.

Originally Posted by Virgo Nightingale

Mmmm... strippers....

Oh, I mean: Mmmm... cotton candy....

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao ... that whole Stripper convo is killer

Thanks Kool ... gave me a good laugh for the day ... I needed it

Have a super weekend everyone!

♥

[Obsidian86]

To those of you who made quote of the week this week, you get A NEW CAR!!!!!

[kemingMatters]

Thanks kool! herve er gert werkernd erberdy!

Typ – I like the "no grey areas when it comes to one colour logos" line, I may have to borrow that

[kemingMatters]

Originally Posted by Obsidian86

To those of you who made quote of the week this week, you get A NEW CAR!!!!!

does that mean I get two? I'll settle for brand newish

[Virgo Nightingale]

Haha!! There were some good ones this week.

Thanks for the compilation Kool!

Tonight will be low-key, as the hubby has a gig that I won't be attending. I was offered a ticket to see Mötley Crüe/Kiss tonight, but $110 is a lot of money to see one band I don't like (Kiss) and another I've seen a few times already (Crüe). I will likely work on photographing stuff for my portfolio or on more of those wooden chests (I'd like to start an Etsy business for those by the end of the year, spring the latest).

Back to the restaurant Saturday for the first time in a few weeks (and apparently I've been missing some killer money ), Sunday a wake for the father of a friend (who happens to be my husband's ex-fiancée).

[Virgo Nightingale]

Originally Posted by kemingMatters

does that mean I get two? I'll settle for brand newish

I submitted 4 and appeared in 3. Does this mean I get a whole fleet of cars? Or do I get like a scooter for each of the submitted ones?

[Typically]

saweeeeet! what kind of car??

thanks for the quotes Kool!!

happy friday!!! it's been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong week and i'm ready for some xbox and local brew. nothing going on this weekend, want to clean my car out but we'll see if that happens or not i plan on making that jalapeno popper quiche that kittie posted, maybe get the smoker going sunday for some ribs and chicken. playing this one by ear

have at it kerm, just make sure you put a footnote in citing me

[Lith]

Great job Kool! Think I'm just gonna hole up this weekend. I found a couple of video games I forgot I bought so an xbox marathon may be in order

[PanToshi]

Great quotes Kool! Have a great weekend everybody!