“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin
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“Fail Faster”
“The bait needs be tasty to the fish, not to the angler.”
Helmut Thoma
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“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
– Steven Wright
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Hah! reminded me of some favorites of mine by another master:
“This shirt is dry clean only, which means . . . it’s dirty.”
“When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying, ‘here, you throw this away.’”
“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”
“I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
“Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read!”
— Mitch Hedberg
Ohh my favourite of his; “Voodoo Acupuncture - you don’t have to go to a clinic … you’re just walking down the road one day and 'Ohh that feels so much better … '”