Itâs not an addiction, itâs modern survival. If youâre not up to speed on the latest series, youâre basically exiled from water cooler chat. Subscriptions are the new pub itâs where we dissect plot twists, trade theories, and pretend weâre the critics Rotten Tomatoes should hire. Keeping up with House of the Dragon is cheaper than therapy anyway.
The Sky setup is mostly for live sport thatâs where I thrive. Football, tennis, rugby, MMA, boxing, action-packed stuff (not golf or darts, sorry to the quiet sports crowd). My wifeâs into it too, so itâs a shared addiction⊠sorry, lifestyle.
Sky hooked us with all the sports channels, then reeled us in with Sky Cinema for âŹ4.99 a month, bundled with a âfreeâ Paramount+ account â which has now turned into a bit of a hostage situation. Canât upgrade it, canât cancel it without messing up everything else. Genuinely feels like I need a solicitor to untangle it.
Then there was Amazon Prime. Started for the shopping, got lured into The Boys, and now Iâm staying for the chaos. Netflix has Stranger Things, Disney+ is Marvel and movie goldâŠ
Itâs a rich tapestry of must-haves, and once youâre in, leaving feels like abandoning civilisation.
OK yes it sounds like an addiction. But itâs also just trying to have something to talk about that isnât the weather or petrol prices or the Orange States of America (sorry couldnât resist).
Donât even get me started on Podcasts/YouTube etc subscriptions - thatâs another rabbit hole entirely.
So I guess 60 quid a month to Adobe pays for all this and a lot more - so I guess deep down I feel justified in paying for it.