Itās not an addiction, itās modern survival. If youāre not up to speed on the latest series, youāre basically exiled from water cooler chat. Subscriptions are the new pub itās where we dissect plot twists, trade theories, and pretend weāre the critics Rotten Tomatoes should hire. Keeping up with House of the Dragon is cheaper than therapy anyway.
The Sky setup is mostly for live sport thatās where I thrive. Football, tennis, rugby, MMA, boxing, action-packed stuff (not golf or darts, sorry to the quiet sports crowd). My wifeās into it too, so itās a shared addiction⦠sorry, lifestyle.
Sky hooked us with all the sports channels, then reeled us in with Sky Cinema for ā¬4.99 a month, bundled with a āfreeā Paramount+ account ā which has now turned into a bit of a hostage situation. Canāt upgrade it, canāt cancel it without messing up everything else. Genuinely feels like I need a solicitor to untangle it.
Then there was Amazon Prime. Started for the shopping, got lured into The Boys, and now Iām staying for the chaos. Netflix has Stranger Things, Disney+ is Marvel and movie goldā¦
Itās a rich tapestry of must-haves, and once youāre in, leaving feels like abandoning civilisation.
OK yes it sounds like an addiction. But itās also just trying to have something to talk about that isnāt the weather or petrol prices or the Orange States of America (sorry couldnāt resist).
Donāt even get me started on Podcasts/YouTube etc subscriptions - thatās another rabbit hole entirely.
So I guess 60 quid a month to Adobe pays for all this and a lot more - so I guess deep down I feel justified in paying for it.