List is far too long but here’s a few from recent
Receiving artwork files where they set the Unit Increments to 0.000001mm so you can’t nudge something with the keyboard arrows.
Bleed set to 3mm and crop marks set at 2.117mm
Registration marks included on a 1 colour document
3 of the same spot colour in a file (Pantone 186C Pantone 186C2 Pantone 186C3)
(3 plates for the same dang colour)
Black not set to overprint
White set to overprint
Transparency effects used in Spot colours
I really don’t care what format a client wants it designed on. You can make an interesting design for any size piece of paper.
One thing that peeved me recently was a company getting ripped off by another designer.
I priced up some posters for them. And then they asked could I do the billboard version and asked how much it would cost.
I quickly calculated that it would take about 30 minutes to convert it from A3 Portrait to landscape version size for the billboard. (It was a very simple design).
So I just said, 30 minutes, but I won’t charge you for that (I charge 15% on the print anyway so it covers things like Repro work and admin fees etc.)
I just said it won’t cost you any design fees if we handle the printing.
He was shocked and saddened and asked why the story he told me was horrifying.
The last company he used would charge him for a design of a A2 poster.
Then the same price to have it in A3 or A4.
And then if they wanted a billboard they were charging them almost €1000 to design it for a billboard format.
I guess they didn’t know that you can just scale up or down on the printer.
Reformatting doesn’t take long as long as the base design is already there.
In short, I charged him to design 1 format in A2, and then any other size design was free of charge. As long as we handled the printing (so I can mark up the print a bit to cover extra costs down the road, distribution, transport etc)
Anyway - turns out it saved him overall what used to cost - he saved money, and made money - and I made a fair bit on the print.
It was win-win-win for everyone.
But he couldn’t believe it - he was horrified by what he got charged by the other company.
So my pet peeves really are that other designers don’t know or give a crap of what they’re doing - and other designers ripping off clients to charge the same price for menial tasks.
Also have another one - I saw a sign in the town were the local pub had a new beer garden and one of the words was something like
New Daught Beers Available - where it should be (Draught)
I was looking it everytime I was walking the dog in the morning.
One morning I saw a man opening up the shutters and I asked if he was the owner. I introduced myself. And mentioned the misspelled word.
He said that the sign company refused to fix it because he supplied the text like that… and I was shocked. He looked disappointed and knew it looked bad for his sign and his business. But he agreed with the sign company he supplied it that way and the sign company refused to fix it unless he paid for a whole new sign and installation of that sign - basically repaying for the entire job.
I just told him I’d fix it, free of charge, if he gave me some of the next work.
He agreed.
I replaced the word Daught with Draught by removing Daught, used the same font and size, reduced the tracking exactly to the width of the R
You’d barely even notice unless you 100% knew you were looking for it.
He was delighted, and I’m his go to guy.
That sign company has a bad rep in the town now, and others are using me, word of mouth I guess.