I’m not much of a Cheetos or Doritos fan.
Waffles and pancakes are equally good (only on Sunday morning, though).
It’s hard to compare cake to pie since they’re so different, but when it comes to pie, I can be very fussy. Cherry pie is best. Banana cream pie is awful. Mince meat pie doesn’t count since it’s totally inedible. I can’t think of a cake that isn’t good, but devil’s food is best. Well, wait… German chocolate cake is terrible — shredded coconut is like eating wood shavings.
As for peanut butter. Smooth, creamy Jif is best, although Skippy will work in a pinch. The crunchy stuff is too hard to spread, but is still OK. What’s even more important is the jelly — Smucker’s grape jelly is best, but like Skippy, Welch’s will work if the store is out of Smucker’s.