I don’t know where this came from but I will reproduce it here, enjoy.
APPREHENSION : When you realise that the light at the end of the tunnel is really an oncoming train.
BLOGGING : Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
CHANGE : When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.
CONFORMITY : When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
CONSISTENCY : It’s only a virtue if you’re not a screwup.
DESPAIR : It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
DYSFUNCTION : The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
HUMILIATION : The harder you try, the dumber you look.
INCOMPETENCE : When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there’s no end to what you can’t do.
IGNORANCE : It’s amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they’re going.
INSPIRATION : Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
LONELINESS : If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you are not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
MEDIOCRITY : It takes a lot less time and most people won’t notice the difference until it’s too late.
MISFORTUNE : While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.
PLANNING : Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress whatsoever.
POWER : Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely too.
PROBLEMS : No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem to you now, remember, you’re probably only seeing the tip of the Iceberg.
PROPAGANDA : What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
RETIREMENT : Because you’ve given so much of yourself to the company that you don’t have anything left we can use.
RISKS : If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s greatest disappointments.
STRIFE : As long as we have each other, we’ll never run out of problems to solve.
STUPIDITY : Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
TEAMWORK : A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
TRADITION : Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.
VISION : How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?