Crayon ------- are made with certified organic waxes that are completely biodegradable. With an elegant design, attractive packaging and pleasant fragrance Crayons appeal to the child’s senses, thus making it a perfect gift material. Crayons for kids are 100% break-resistant and made in the USA.
Moderator note: I’ve anonymized the spammer.
Are you saying that graphic designers are babies? That’s only half-true.
I do like a bit of opportunistic spam to start the year!
First Spammer of the year! Awesome! LOL 
Is there a certificate for that?
But it doesn’t mention “tasty.” Crayons for babies should at least be tasty ----- for the adults that gotta try em first.
Not all graphic Designers are babies but all babies are graphic designers.
… until they lose all their skills during growing up, and have to relearn from YouTube.
(Whispering) Ahem, I think we have screwed up a perfectly good sales pitch.
Not that it really matters, but all waxes — even synthetically produced waxes — are, by definition, organic since they’re mostly comprised of carbon-hydrogen molecular chains.
So they aren’t lying, LOL.
It always amazes me at what twists companies can give to adjectives like organic, eco-whatever, biodegradable, recycled, reclaimed, upcycled etc…
I get a lot of samples for recyclable board stock, but once I stick a mounting adhesive to it, that usually makes it unsuitable for recycling. We get our acrylic cut-offs recycled, but they refuse anything with a print mounted to it.
I always figured I’d finally find a use for those organic chemistry classes I took in college. 
I’m glad YOU did. I’m still looking for a use for some of that college stuff I paid for. LOL
Well, at the very least, you learned to learn things!
