Don’t sweat the petty things. And don’t pet the sweaty things!
I was brought up to respect my elders, I’m so old now I don’t have to respect anyone.
Hang around people that want you to succeed and your chances automatically double.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
When someone says “expect the unexpected”, slap them in the face and say “You didn’t expect that did you?”
Set a goal to make someone smile today, even if that someone is yourself.
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
– Golda Meir
Winter is fast upon us. Will the next winter be far off?
As long as everything is exactly how I want it, I am flexible!
“one mistake is to be so obsessed with the technique we miss the human factor !”
- if you don’t have something nice to say don’t say it
- never mouth off at your mother
- say please and thank you
- your hat comes of at the dinner table
- hold the door for the ladies
wisdom given to me by my father which I have instilled in my son. there is one more.
- think about your actions and if you think I am going to be upset i most likely will. Don’t do it ! That ones all me !!
Don’t put till tomorrow what you can do today, because if you do it today and you like it you can do it again tomorrow
Do unto others … then run.
Measure twice … cut once.
Yeah, but when measuring, be sure the person on the other end hasn’t “burned an inch”
At the end of the day, you can’t eat a fish story. - Banjo Jeff
Why we have ten digits (four fingers and a thumb on either hand)? It’s an easy number to remember to count after handshake with people.
Two rules for success.
- Never tell people everything you know.
Oh stop your fussing, it’s just a meal. There are hundreds more coming right behind it.