Don’t sweat the petty things. And don’t pet the sweaty things!
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Good advice 
I was brought up to respect my elders, I’m so old now I don’t have to respect anyone.
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Hang around people that want you to succeed and your chances automatically double.
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
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When someone says “expect the unexpected”, slap them in the face and say “You didn’t expect that did you?”
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Set a goal to make someone smile today, even if that someone is yourself.
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Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
– Golda Meir
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Winter is fast upon us. Will the next winter be far off?
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As long as everything is exactly how I want it, I am flexible!
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“one mistake is to be so obsessed with the technique we miss the human factor !”
Albert Maysles
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- if you don’t have something nice to say don’t say it
- never mouth off at your mother
- say please and thank you
- your hat comes of at the dinner table
- hold the door for the ladies
wisdom given to me by my father which I have instilled in my son. there is one more.
- think about your actions and if you think I am going to be upset i most likely will. Don’t do it ! That ones all me !!
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Don’t put till tomorrow what you can do today, because if you do it today and you like it you can do it again tomorrow 
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Do unto others … then run.
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Measure twice … cut once.
Yeah, but when measuring, be sure the person on the other end hasn’t “burned an inch”
At the end of the day, you can’t eat a fish story. - Banjo Jeff
Why we have ten digits (four fingers and a thumb on either hand)? It’s an easy number to remember to count after handshake with people.
Two rules for success.
- Never tell people everything you know.
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Oh stop your fussing, it’s just a meal. There are hundreds more coming right behind it.
— me